dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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There’s a difference between somebody who wants you and somebody who would do anything to keep you.

Remember that.

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dlscarlet:

So this is a person from my school. His name is Haras McWilliams.
I was sitting next to him in class today, and mentioned that I use tumblr.
He reacted in an extremely hostile manner, calling me a “faggot” for using this website.
This really offended me, as a bisexual male.
He frequently displays homophobic behaviours, and told me that “everyone agrees with [him]”. But he told me that he would acknowledge the error of his ways if I could let this post acquire 2,000 notes.
Please tumblr, reblog this. Let this homophobic and rude individual be exposed.

the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong

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"I never fucking said that"
—  Buddha, Gandhi, The Dali Llama, Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn, Oscar Wilde, Sylvia Plath and everyone else probably (via bl-ossomed)

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bl-ossomed:

YESS

bl-ossomed:

YESS

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