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breadonly:

gleeson666:

what the fuck is this

bazinga

fiftyshadesthemovie:

Tomorrow the Trailer Arrives! #FiftyShades

fiftyshadesthemovie:

Tomorrow the Trailer Arrives! #FiftyShades

strictlyteen:

Every single time.

guy:

when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling

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  • Teacher: How much is a gram?
  • Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..

disco-robots:

No wonder teenagers are so nervous and frustrated all the time; I can’t even sigh without my parents asking me why I have a “bad attitude.”

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.
poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.
poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.
poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.
poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.
poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.
poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.
poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.
poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.
poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

variou:

When you mean to write “thing” but you write “ting”

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